I got fondled last night....

... at the Pat Green concert (which was awesome, by the way). I came out of the bathroom and was walking back to the floor where we were standing and I felt two hands strongly grab both my but cheeks. Grab is the wrong word.  They were squeezed. I turned around thinking it may be my friend Lauren, not that I could ever imagine her grabbing someones ass, let alone mine. Unfortunately, it was this young blonde girl, maybe 22ish and she yells "OH MY GOD, YOU AREN'T SUZIE!" Nope. Her boyfriend knew I wasn't Suzie either cause the instant I felt my tush violated, I heard "WTF are you doing????????????" She apologized. I laughed. It was pretty funny and awkward at the same time. I got over it pretty fast.

Gets better....

At the end of the show everyone was dancing and Lauren and I felt we needed more space to show our moves. We moved up to the bar area and were soon joined by two guys. One had a dad jeans and the other had something Euro on. Hard to explain. Anyway, they were trying to spin us around and dirty dance with us, but my guy had the most horrendous breath. It was making me sick so I kept trying to jump in with Lauren and Dad jeans. He was relentless. So I literally put my beer down and was like, I am done and walked out. I wasted a whole beer. It was that bad.

Pat Green and other things

I feel a little blah today, but definitely trying to work my way out of it. I can't focus. It feels like a Friday, but it is a Thursday. Ugh.

I washed my dress instead of dry cleaning it and the lining is hanging lower than the hem of the dress. I am debating taking a pair of scissors in the bathroom and making some alterations. I am realizing it may be a little too short for work now too and I may have went to far with a Thirsty Thursday outfit.. short black (tight: cause I ate too much at lunch) dress, tights and  black OTK boots.

Tonight I am going to see Pat Green at HOB. Lil Laur and I bought these tickets months ago and it is finally here. So weird how time passes so fast.

Tomorrow night, I am going to the HOB (again) for a Mardi Gras party to benefit Chrons disease. If you know me, I don't go out on Fridays or even two nights in a row, but this is for a good cause and who doesn't feel a little better throwing on a LBD and heading out for an open bar of Hurricanes and free beads.

LOVE

Finally!!!!!! She cut it again... I loved it short on Friends (a million years ago). I want the cut and color now!
Thoughts?

Dresses.

I am going to a benefit tomorrow night and wanted to find a dress that was work appropriate and party appropriate so I didn't have to lug everything in the office tomorrow and change in the bathroom.

First, I went to BR. Huge disappointment. Not sure who they are allowing to make their clothes now, but everything is done so poorly. The zippers don't work on anything. I found two dresses that I liked but after trying them on and not sure if I could it back on or off the again, I put them back on the rack. It was annoying. I told the sales lady and she could have gave a flying, well you know.  Why ask 'how did everything work' if you don't care?

The Failures.... 

Both were very cute/flattering, but seriously impossible to get on....

I ended up with these from JCrew... which are kind of boring separately, but when you put it all together it looks super cute.

love this belt and it was on sale. Going to wear over cardi for work and then belt the dress for the benefit/party.



Pummelvision

My Life in Pummelvision from kelly henderson on Vimeo.

Studs

Nope, not guys... the nice little sparkly ones I had in my ears until vacation. I lost one while away and have prayed for its return. It hasn't happened yet and I just can't afford to replace them. So sad! Called my insurance company explaining they were a gift from X and I was dumb dumb dumb not to get them insured. Obviously, they can't do anything.  X wasn't mad at all... he was like oh, well. The other night he made sure to clarify that we weren't doing presents anymore since we aren't really "Valentines" so no hope on replacement pair. I may have to get a good pair of CZ's...
In the meantime, I have started wearing my JoJo blings. They are a good replacement, but not the same thing! So, anyway, if you are in some blings... here is the link.

I WANT IT NOW

This beauty just popped up in my email and I haven't been so in love with a bag since, hmm, I don't know. This is the Robinson Satchel from Tory. It is on my MUST HAVE THIS ASAP LIST....

Pick me up...

For some reason this reminds me of being little and makes me happy. While everyone is complaining about the weather, I am just dealing with it... Nothing you can do about it, so why let it ruin your mood? With that being said, I did just get back from Puerto Rico where it was a nice 90 degrees everyday and I enjoyed frozen mojitos for lunch every afternoon. The highlight of my week was seeing Enrique Iglesias at my hotel. He is way hotter in person. He may be the most beautiful person I have ever seen.


This is a major oldie....